Sunday mornings are for
drinking coffee and
listening to records and
yelling at the cat
(to stay out of the bedroom)

Black Friday Record Shopping

I’m currently 4th in line at Zia Records for Record Store Day, Too: The Blackest Friday.

As it turns out, getting here an hour before the store opened was a much better idea than sleeping here overnight.

EDIT 08:04 AM: *cue clever guy with joke comparing vinyl to heroin*

EDIT 08:16 AM: The guy only has that one joke. Talk about disappointing. I think we may do improv games to keep our comedy chops honed.

EDIT 08:30 AM: We’re having a hard time settling on the parameters of our scene.

EDIT 08:34 AM: A man just walked by holding a solitary black balloon. It felt very poetic. He refused to break the tie, however. Emo bastard…

EDIT: I can’t believe I forgot to mention the couple that walked by us. The man said we must be waiting in line for a new release. The woman argued that, no, we must just be “a bunch of dumbass niggas.”

EDIT 08:42 AM: Still unable to pick the scene. We’re either cowboys in space (yeah, I know, real original, Dave) or baristas at The Vatican.

EDIT 08:49 AM: “Cowboys in space” it is. Thanks, Randall. Glad you’re the one who broke that tie. Idiot… Thank God we only have 11 minutes left to do this scene.

EDIT 08:53 AM: Jesus Christ, Teddy! It's "Yes, and..."! "Yes, *and*..."!!!

EDIT 08:58 AM: I CANNOT perform with these people, these ...amateurs. Total bush league!

EDIT 09:01 AM: RECORDS RECORDS RECORDS!!!

EDIT 09:05 AM: HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE RECORD??? ANYBODY???

EDIT 09:06 AM: WHAT ABOUT THE BOB DYLAN RECORD? BOB DYLAN? ANYONE?

EDIT 09:07 AM: ZOMG, TEDDY, "YES *AND*" "AND"!!

EDIT 09:13 AM: So that's a "No" on the Dylan?

Record Store Day 2K13

Happy Record Store Day, everyone!!!

I'll be at one (or two) of the two Zia locations in town today.  And then I'll be getting the hell out of there as quickly as I can.  Because, well, I don't really care for people.  And so on.