Sunday, June 9, 2019

Saddest story in the fewest words

For sale, never worn, one sock—unsure where its mate disappeared to, but I'm reluctant to just toss it; I mean, maybe someone could use it? Maybe a baby (heaven forbid) with only one foot? No judgement, just saying. Anyway, must pick up—no deliveries. 

Thursday, May 16, 2019

The air conditioner at work shuts off at 6:02pm on the dot

Wednesday, March 20, 2019


I don't know who still comes here and looks at things, but do me a favor and read this piece from GQ, The Dangerous Normalization of Islamophobia.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

I was going to do this really hilarious thing today on social media where I posted and asked if anyone knew where I could get some halal green beer.

But after NZ, and seeing the responses of my online friends...

Saturday, March 16, 2019

I replaced the stylus (and cartridge and headshell) on my turntable and life has improved by a degree and a half.

Saturday, January 26, 2019

How come we never sat on the bench in my backyard and looked up at the stars?