In my hypothetical, imaginary job, sometimes my attention span is nonexistent.  Within a span of the first three hypothetical hours of the hypothetical day, I have already hypothetically looked up the following hypothetical topics on Wikipedia (while at my hypothetical, imaginary job):

• Circle K
• Cotillion
• Murder She Wrote

Boredom: I haz it

(Tricked you!  I'm not really a LOLcat.)