The hypothetical Wikipedia page for "Mr. Belvedere" has been open in a hypothetical tab of my browser at my hypothetical work for about a hypothetical week now.

In my hypothetical, imaginary job, sometimes my attention span is nonexistent.  Within a span of the first three hypothetical hours of the hypothetical day, I have already hypothetically looked up the following hypothetical topics on Wikipedia (while at my hypothetical, imaginary job):

• Circle K
• Cotillion
• Murder She Wrote