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The best man's toast (a re-creation)

Saturday night (07.06.2013) I fulfilled my obligations as the best man at the wedding of two friends. As my toast was possibly not recorded, I took the liberty to make a poor, lackluster re-creation so that it could be enjoyed forever, or until the internet dies.

Trivia:

• I'm only wearing the top half of my suit in this video
• Due to the presence of a copyrighted song, the video can't be played on a mobile device
• Or at all in Germany
• It's pretty dumb
• Can you catch all of the Arrested Development references and allusions (allusions, Michael!)?