Friday, July 26, 2013

Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down

It’s official: I’m THE BEST, and I deliver THE ALL TIME GREATEST.

Want to hire me for your upcoming event? I’m available for weddings, Mitzvahs (bar, bat, and the less common bort), birthdays, funerals, and more*

*Not available for dungeon sex parties.

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