Things I've Hypothetically Googled Today at My Hypothetical Job

• "Wind beneath my wings lyrics"
• "Bette Midlet"
• "Bette Midler"
• "Dalton Wilcox"
• "How to smurf voice"
• "Batman valentines"
• "Batman's valentine"
• "Clearing search history at work"

The hypothetical Wikipedia page for "Mr. Belvedere" has been open in a hypothetical tab of my browser at my hypothetical work for about a hypothetical week now.

Boredom: I haz it

(Tricked you!  I'm not really a LOLcat.)