Showing posts with label keep calm and beef. Show all posts
Showing posts with label keep calm and beef. Show all posts

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Face of Fringe (unofficial)

Living on the Fringe, Zocalo Magazine
Look, I can't explain it, either.  This face–my face– shouldn't be the face of anything, unless that thing is The Face that Shouldn't be the Face of Anything.  But there it is.

I'm starting to think publications just like photos in landscape orientation.  It's the only explanation that makes sense.

Click HERE to read the article from Zocalo magazine.

And click HERE for more information on my show for the 2014 Tucson Fringe Festival, Slideshow Fairytales: The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract.

The first performance will take place in just about one week, on September 12th, at 7:15 PM at Fluxx Studio & Gallery.

The second performance will take place on September 14th, at 2:30 PM at Club Congress.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Keep Calm and Beef

Keep Calm and Beef


The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract

by Mark Twain
Adapted and read by Catfish Baruni
In as few words as possible I wish to lay before the nation what share, howsoever small, I have had in this matter, this matter which has so exercised the public mind, engendered so much ill-feeling, and so filled the newspapers of both continents with distorted statements and extravagant comments—on or about the 10th of October, 1861, John Wilson Mackenzie, of Rotterdam, Chemung County, New Jersey, contracted with the General Government to furnish to General Sherman the sum total of thirty barrels of beef.
The bill has yet to be paid.
Join Catfish Baruni as he uses nothing but his wit (and select obscenities) and a bootlegged copy of PowerPoint to share with the world his version of Mark Twain’s classic comedic short story, The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract.
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Friday, September 12th, 7:15 PM
Fluxx (414 E 9th St)
Tickets $7.00 Here

Sunday, September 14th, 2:30 PM

Club Congress (311 E Congress St)
Tickets $7.00 Here

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Keep Calm and Attend


The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract

by Mark Twain
Adapted and read by Catfish Baruni
In as few words as possible I wish to lay before the nation what share, howsoever small, I have had in this matter, this matter which has so exercised the public mind, engendered so much ill-feeling, and so filled the newspapers of both continents with distorted statements and extravagant comments—on or about the 10th of October, 1861, John Wilson Mackenzie, of Rotterdam, Chemung County, New Jersey, contracted with the General Government to furnish to General Sherman the sum total of thirty barrels of beef.
The bill has yet to be paid.
Join Catfish Baruni as he uses nothing but his wit (and select obscenities) and a bootlegged copy of PowerPoint to share with the world his version of Mark Twain’s classic comedic short story, The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract.
——
Friday, September 12th, 7:15 PM
Fluxx (414 E 9th St)
Tickets $7.00 Here

Sunday, September 14th, 2:30 PM

Club Congress (311 E Congress St)
Tickets $7.00 Here

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract



The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract

by Mark Twain
Adapted and read by Catfish Baruni
In as few words as possible I wish to lay before the nation what share, howsoever small, I have had in this matter, this matter which has so exercised the public mind, engendered so much ill-feeling, and so filled the newspapers of both continents with distorted statements and extravagant comments—on or about the 10th of October, 1861, John Wilson Mackenzie, of Rotterdam, Chemung County, New Jersey, contracted with the General Government to furnish to General Sherman the sum total of thirty barrels of beef.
The bill has yet to be paid.
Join Catfish Baruni as he uses nothing but his wit (and select obscenities) and a bootlegged copy of PowerPoint to share with the world his version of Mark Twain’s classic comedic short story, The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract.
——
Friday, September 12th, 7:15 PM
Fluxx (414 E 9th St)
Tickets $7.00 Here

Sunday, September 14th, 2:30 PM

Club Congress (311 E Congress St)
Tickets $7.00 Here