The Approach, pt. 4

"You look very familiar. Your name's Sheila, right? Oh, it's not? Oh my gosh, how embarrassing! I had you confused with someone else. Can you believe that? You can't? You think I'm making this up because I've suddenly lost interest in you due to the fact that you've never seen Spinal Tap?  Well, I--that is an outrageous slander against my name!  And I will not stand fo--you know what? That's... actually spot on, but I don't see what the big deal is. You were never interested in what I was throwing out there."

The Approach, pt. 3

"No, I don't even care about the character development of that guy.  I'm really only interested in Johnny 5's arc.  Unless we're watching part 2, because I'd also be interested in Michael McKean's character growth, if that's the case.  You don't know who Michael McKean is?  David St. Hubbins?  'You're a haughty one, saucy Jack'? Spinal Tap?  You've never seen This is Spinal Tap?"

The Approach, pt. 2

"Okay, I admit, having Fisher Stevens play the part of the Indian scientist--mathematician? I don't actually remember the character's vocation. I'm not saying he was a scientist or a mathematician just because he was Indian.  I'm not racist.  I'm saying it because he built a freaking sentient robot.  He built Johnny 5!"

Approaching a woman

"Hey, so, hi--sorry. Uh, listen... I was wondering if you wanted to get together sometime and watch 'Short Circuit'?  I think it might make for a better time than its rating on IMDB might lead you to believe."