You guys!

Tomorrow I'm going to drop some gawdamn knowledge about the Bard via Slideshow Fairytales!  You should definitely be there to see what I've cooked  up. 

Degas will be there! She's going on the 1:45 tour! Go on that one! Ask her if she's written any interesting articles lately. Or don't! Just smile at her from across the room. That's fine, too. I mean, Jesus, don't be a creep about it or anything.

Sometimes an idea will come to you in bed and you'll want to pull out your phone and make note of that idea, but you also don't want the light of the phone to wake up anybody else. So, instead, you pray, "Please, Lord, let me remember 'Tyrannosaurs Rex' and 'Michael Chiklis'.  Please, Lord..."

And the next morning, you step out of the shower and think, "Michael Chiklis and... and... Tyrannosaurs Rex."