Catfish Baruni and His Excessively Lengthy Domain Name (dot com)

You guys!

Tomorrow I'm going to drop some gawdamn knowledge about the Bard via Slideshow Fairytales!  You should definitely be there to see what I've cooked  up. 

Degas will be there! She's going on the 1:45 tour! Go on that one! Ask her if she's written any interesting articles lately. Or don't! Just smile at her from across the room. That's fine, too. I mean, Jesus, don't be a creep about it or anything.