Black Friday Record Shopping

I’m currently 4th in line at Zia Records for Record Store Day, Too: The Blackest Friday.

As it turns out, getting here an hour before the store opened was a much better idea than sleeping here overnight.

EDIT 08:04 AM: *cue clever guy with joke comparing vinyl to heroin*

EDIT 08:16 AM: The guy only has that one joke. Talk about disappointing. I think we may do improv games to keep our comedy chops honed.

EDIT 08:30 AM: We’re having a hard time settling on the parameters of our scene.

EDIT 08:34 AM: A man just walked by holding a solitary black balloon. It felt very poetic. He refused to break the tie, however. Emo bastard…

EDIT: I can’t believe I forgot to mention the couple that walked by us. The man said we must be waiting in line for a new release. The woman argued that, no, we must just be “a bunch of dumbass niggas.”

EDIT 08:42 AM: Still unable to pick the scene. We’re either cowboys in space (yeah, I know, real original, Dave) or baristas at The Vatican.

EDIT 08:49 AM: “Cowboys in space” it is. Thanks, Randall. Glad you’re the one who broke that tie. Idiot… Thank God we only have 11 minutes left to do this scene.

EDIT 08:53 AM: Jesus Christ, Teddy! It's "Yes, and..."! "Yes, *and*..."!!!

EDIT 08:58 AM: I CANNOT perform with these people, these ...amateurs. Total bush league!

EDIT 09:01 AM: RECORDS RECORDS RECORDS!!!

EDIT 09:05 AM: HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE RECORD??? ANYBODY???

EDIT 09:06 AM: WHAT ABOUT THE BOB DYLAN RECORD? BOB DYLAN? ANYONE?

EDIT 09:07 AM: ZOMG, TEDDY, "YES *AND*" "AND"!!

EDIT 09:13 AM: So that's a "No" on the Dylan?