Unfortunately, nothing is really piquing my interest. Sure, I could get a set of superhero-themed cards marketed to children, but I've done that in the past, and nobody--not I and not the recipients--was really pleased with the results.
I think that maybe I'll make my own this year--write my own messages, maybe? Y'know, really turn it up to 11?
Ideas so far include:
- "Roses are red,
Violets are blue
You know who I'd do?
I'd do you." - "Roses are red,
'Quack,' says the duck.
Let's go make out
behind that old truck." - "Roses are red,
while some may be yellow
Wouldn't you like to have coitus
with this unattractive fellow?" - "Roses are red,
My heart's on the hunt.
Ever since we kissed
I've needed a cardiac shunt."
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