Last night I made the mistake of trying to revisit my youth. As these things go, it didn't end well. Because children are stupid and like stupid things and it's painful to realize this.
I watched He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
SPOILER ALERT: It was not good.
I'm now thinking of blogging the entire series. I'm sure someone has already done it on the internet already, but I'm not going to look so that I can claim that I wasn't aware of its existence.