Monday, March 25, 2013

The crush, pt. 01

"I called my crush a racist last night. Because why not?"

"You're an idiot."

"I didn't mean it. I was only kidding."

"Nobody can ever tell when you're kidding, not even me and I've known you my entire life. I usually just guess, and I probably only have, at best, a 47% success rate."

"Is that bad?"

"I have no idea."

"Huh."

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